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Asked on 16 Dec 2019
(GIVEAWAY) Tell us a funny finance joke in 5 words or less! Be as creative and funny as possible! The Top 10 Winners selected by our moderators will win a pair of tickets to watch Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!?
Hey everyone who is reading this, do help to “upvote” the ones you feel should win!
Giveaway ends 19th December 2359hrs
Details for the Movie-
Date: 23rd December 2019 (Monday)
Time 7.30 pm (Tentatively)
Location: The Cathay
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Given what I work as, and also what the prize is, I will go with: "Shield Plan: Rise of Premium"
My (and my clients) bug bear.
Probably could do trilogy of parody jokes on this later when I get time.
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20 Dec 2019
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Savings account: suffering from withdrawals.
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Bankers lose interest, not die.
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16 Dec 2019
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Started saving but lost interest.
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20 Dec 2019
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Revenge of the insurance agents
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CPF Life payout age 99.
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17 Dec 2019
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At the risk of being flamed.
Neighbours first, Bankers second.
We all know it doesn't work that way.
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1) Need for Leads: Hot Pursuit
2) Buy Insurance, You Must.
3) This is a Lucas-rative investment.
I know it’s more than 5 words but I thought this is funny:
“A long time ago in my CPF far, far away.”
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21 Dec 2019
Hi! I'm not selling insurance!
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17 Dec 2019
Financial studies are too hard. I always lose interest.
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Just a survey, they said. 😈
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21 Dec 2019
21 Dec 2019
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Accountants work their assets off!
Here is everything about me and what I do best.
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A man entered a FIRE seminar shouting FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!!
Everyone shouted with him FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!
They all ended up dead because there was a real FIRE!
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