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Asked by Brandon Ho

Asked on 16 Dec 2019

(GIVEAWAY) Tell us a funny finance joke in 5 words or less! Be as creative and funny as possible! The Top 10 Winners selected by our moderators will win a pair of tickets to watch Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!?

Hey everyone who is reading this, do help to “upvote” the ones you feel should win!

Giveaway ends 19th December 2359hrs

Details for the Movie-

Date: 23rd December 2019 (Monday)

Time 7.30 pm (Tentatively)

Location: The Cathay

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Eveline Lau
Eveline Lau
Level 6. Master
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

It's accrual world.

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Benny Tan
Benny Tan

20 Dec 2019

This is good!
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Given what I work as, and also what the prize is, I will go with: "Shield Plan: Rise of Premium"

My (and my clients) bug bear.

Probably could do trilogy of parody jokes on this later when I get time.

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Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Junus Eu
Junus Eu
Top Contributor

Top Contributor (Jan)

Level 9. God of Wisdom
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Savings account: suffering from withdrawals.

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Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Junus Eu
Junus Eu

21 Dec 2019

Thank You!
Bjorn Ng
Bjorn Ng
Top Contributor

Top Contributor (Jan)

Level 9. God of Wisdom
Updated on 16 Dec 2019

Bankers lose interest, not die.​​​

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Kenneth Lou
Kenneth Lou

16 Dec 2019

I totally agree :)
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Isaac Sim Wei Siang
Isaac Sim Wei Siang
Level 3. Wonderkid
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Started saving but lost interest.

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Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Choon Yuan Chan
Choon Yuan Chan
Top Contributor

Top Contributor (Jan)

Level 9. God of Wisdom
Updated on 16 Dec 2019

Revenge of the insurance agents

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Kenneth Lou
Kenneth Lou

16 Dec 2019

😱Alan Kor's back. Hello!
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Charlene
Level 3. Wonderkid
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Kylo Ren me some money?

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Kenneth Lou
Kenneth Lou

16 Dec 2019

😂
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Hariz Arthur Maloy
Hariz Arthur Maloy
Top Contributor

Top Contributor (Jan)

Level 10. Unicorn
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

CPF Life payout age 99.

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Kenneth Lou
Kenneth Lou

17 Dec 2019

#truth
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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Daryl Liao, Fti
Daryl Liao, Fti
Level 7. Grand Master
Answered on 18 Dec 2019

At the risk of being flamed.

Neighbours first, Bankers second.

We all know it doesn't work that way.

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1) Need for Leads: Hot Pursuit

2) Buy Insurance, You Must.

3) This is a Lucas-rative investment.

I know it’s more than 5 words but I thought this is funny:

“A long time ago in my CPF far, far away.”

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Ashri Mustaffa
Ashri Mustaffa

17 Dec 2019

That CPF one though.. HAHAHAHAHA
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

20 Dec 2019

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sheree lieu
sheree lieu
Level 3. Wonderkid
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Funny finance joke: my bank account

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Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

17 Dec 2019

Relatable HAHA
Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

21 Dec 2019

Hey! Check your email linked to this Seedly Account- I've sent you something regarding this giveaway :)
Jeannette Ng Hui Yi
Jeannette Ng Hui Yi
Level 3. Wonderkid
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Hi! I'm not selling insurance!

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Kenneth Lou
Kenneth Lou

17 Dec 2019

Classic!
pat
pat
Level 7. Grand Master
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Accounting is an accrual profession

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Bibiana
Bibiana
Level 7. Grand Master
Answered on 18 Dec 2019

Financial studies are too hard. I always lose interest.

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Ashri Mustaffa
Ashri Mustaffa, Financial Consultant at Prudential
Level 4. Prodigy
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Just a survey, they said. 😈

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Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

21 Dec 2019

Hey! Check your email linked to this Seedly Account- I've sent you something regarding this giveaway :)
Cedric Jamie Soh
Cedric Jamie Soh
Level 8. Wizard
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

GE2020 War: Rise of GST

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Brandon Ho
Brandon Ho

21 Dec 2019

Hey! Check your email linked to this Seedly Account- I've sent you something regarding this giveaway :)
Ron Tan
Ron Tan
Level 3. Wonderkid
Answered on 16 Dec 2019

Defense of the CPF withdrawals

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Accountants work their assets off!

Here is everything about me and what I do best.

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Arielle Pascual
Arielle Pascual
Level 2. Rookie
Answered on 20 Dec 2019

0.05% interest bank accounts exist.

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A man entered a FIRE seminar shouting FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!!

Everyone shouted with him FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!

They all ended up dead because there was a real FIRE!

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