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Asked on 16 Dec 2019

(GIVEAWAY) Tell us a funny finance joke in 5 words or less! Be as creative and funny as possible! The Top 10 Winners selected by our moderators will win a pair of tickets to watch Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!?

Hey everyone who is reading this, do help to “upvote” the ones you feel should win!

Giveaway ends 19th December 2359hrs

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Date: 23rd December 2019 (Monday)

Time 7.30 pm (Tentatively)

Location: The Cathay

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    Eveline Lau

    Eveline Lau

    Level 6. Master

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    It's accrual world.

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    Benny Tan

    Benny Tan

    20 Dec 2019

    This is good!
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

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    Elijah Lee, Independent Financial Advisor at Phillip Securities (Jurong East)

    Elijah Lee, Independent Financial Advisor at Phillip Securities (Jurong East)

    Top Contributor

    Top Contributor (Dec)

    Level 10. Unicorn

    Updated on 16 Dec 2019

    Given what I work as, and also what the prize is, I will go with: "Shield Plan: Rise of Premium"

    My (and my clients) bug bear.

    Probably could do trilogy of parody jokes on this later when I get time.

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    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

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    Junus Eu

    Junus Eu

    Level 9. God of Wisdom

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Savings account: suffering from withdrawals.

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    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

    Congratulations! Your answer has been selected by our team as one of the best and funniest! 👍 Please fill up this google form- https://forms.gle/rdc46EaEwVSEWA7G6 We look forward to seeing you there! 😊
    Junus Eu

    Junus Eu

    21 Dec 2019

    Thank You!
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    Bjorn Ng

    Bjorn Ng

    Level 9. God of Wisdom

    Updated on 16 Dec 2019

    Bankers lose interest, not die.​​​

    2

    Kenneth Lou

    Kenneth Lou

    16 Dec 2019

    I totally agree :)
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

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    Isaac Sim Wei Siang

    Isaac Sim Wei Siang

    Level 3. Wonderkid

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Started saving but lost interest.

    1

    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

    Congratulations! Your answer has been selected by our team as one of the best and funniest! 👍 Please fill up this google form- https://forms.gle/rdc46EaEwVSEWA7G6 We look forward to seeing you there! 😊
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    Choon Yuan Chan

    Choon Yuan Chan

    Level 9. God of Wisdom

    Updated on 16 Dec 2019

    Revenge of the insurance agents

    3

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    Kenneth Lou

    Kenneth Lou

    16 Dec 2019

    😱Alan Kor's back. Hello!
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

    Congratulations! Your answer has been selected by our team as one of the best and funniest! 👍 Please fill up this google form- https://forms.gle/rdc46EaEwVSEWA7G6 We look forward to seeing you there! 😊
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    Charlene

    Level 3. Wonderkid

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Kylo Ren me some money?

    2

    Kenneth Lou

    Kenneth Lou

    16 Dec 2019

    😂
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

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    Hariz Arthur Maloy

    Hariz Arthur Maloy

    Level 10. Unicorn

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    CPF Life payout age 99.

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    Kenneth Lou

    Kenneth Lou

    17 Dec 2019

    #truth
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

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    Daryl Liao, Fti

    Daryl Liao, Fti

    Level 7. Grand Master

    Answered on 18 Dec 2019

    At the risk of being flamed.

    Neighbours first, Bankers second.

    We all know it doesn't work that way.

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    Leslie Koh, Associate Financial Services Manager at Prudential Assurance Company Singapore

    Leslie Koh, Associate Financial Services Manager at Prudential Assurance Company Singapore

    Level 6. Master

    Updated on 16 Dec 2019

    1) Need for Leads: Hot Pursuit

    2) Buy Insurance, You Must.

    3) This is a Lucas-rative investment.

    I know it’s more than 5 words but I thought this is funny:

    “A long time ago in my CPF far, far away.”

    2

    Ashri Mustaffa

    Ashri Mustaffa

    17 Dec 2019

    That CPF one though.. HAHAHAHAHA
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    20 Dec 2019

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    sheree lieu

    sheree lieu

    Level 3. Wonderkid

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Funny finance joke: my bank account

    2

    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    17 Dec 2019

    Relatable HAHA
    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    21 Dec 2019

    Hey! Check your email linked to this Seedly Account- I've sent you something regarding this giveaway :)
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    Jeannette Ng Hui Yi

    Jeannette Ng Hui Yi

    Level 3. Wonderkid

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Hi! I'm not selling insurance!

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    Kenneth Lou

    Kenneth Lou

    17 Dec 2019

    Classic!
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    pat

    pat

    Level 7. Grand Master

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Accounting is an accrual profession

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    Bibiana

    Bibiana

    Level 7. Grand Master

    Answered on 18 Dec 2019

    Financial studies are too hard. I always lose interest.

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    Ashri Mustaffa, Financial Consultant at Prudential

    Ashri Mustaffa, Financial Consultant at Prudential

    Level 4. Prodigy

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Just a survey, they said. 😈

    1

    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    21 Dec 2019

    Hey! Check your email linked to this Seedly Account- I've sent you something regarding this giveaway :)
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    Cedric Jamie Soh

    Cedric Jamie Soh

    Level 9. God of Wisdom

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    GE2020 War: Rise of GST

    1

    Brandon Ho

    Brandon Ho

    21 Dec 2019

    Hey! Check your email linked to this Seedly Account- I've sent you something regarding this giveaway :)
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    Ron Tan

    Ron Tan

    Level 3. Wonderkid

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Defense of the CPF withdrawals

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    Pang Zhe Liang, Senior Financial Services Consultant at AIA Singapore Private Limited

    Pang Zhe Liang, Senior Financial Services Consultant at AIA Singapore Private Limited

    Level 10. Unicorn

    Answered on 16 Dec 2019

    Accountants work their assets off!

    Here is everything about me and what I do best.

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    Arielle Pascual

    Arielle Pascual

    Level 2. Rookie

    Answered on 20 Dec 2019

    0.05% interest bank accounts exist.

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    Gabriel Tham, Tag Team Member at Kenichi Tag Team

    Gabriel Tham, Tag Team Member at Kenichi Tag Team

    Level 9. God of Wisdom

    Answered on 17 Dec 2019

    A man entered a FIRE seminar shouting FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!!

    Everyone shouted with him FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!

    They all ended up dead because there was a real FIRE!

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