(GIVEAWAY) Tell us a funny finance joke in 5 words or less! Be as creative and funny as possible! The Top 10 Winners selected by our moderators will win a pair of tickets to watch Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!?

It's accrual world.

Given what I work as, and also what the prize is, I will go with: "Shield Plan: Rise of Premium"

My (and my clients) bug bear.

Probably could do trilogy of parody jokes on this later when I get time.

Savings account: suffering from withdrawals.

Bankers lose interest, not die.​​​

Started saving but lost interest.

Revenge of the insurance agents

Kylo Ren me some money?

CPF Life payout age 99.

At the risk of being flamed.

Neighbours first, Bankers second.

We all know it doesn't work that way.

1) Need for Leads: Hot Pursuit

2) Buy Insurance, You Must.

3) This is a Lucas-rative investment.

I know it’s more than 5 words but I thought this is funny:

“A long time ago in my CPF far, far away.”

Funny finance joke: my bank account

Hi! I'm not selling insurance!

Accounting is an accrual profession

Financial studies are too hard. I always lose interest.

Just a survey, they said. 😈

GE2020 War: Rise of GST

Defense of the CPF withdrawals

Accountants work their assets off!

Here is everything about me and what I do best.

0.05% interest bank accounts exist.

A man entered a FIRE seminar shouting FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!!

Everyone shouted with him FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!

They all ended up dead because there was a real FIRE!